By Jack Boland
She is bubbly, beautiful, blond, buxom.
She is Trish Stratus.
A WWF Diva deluxe, she's also the new cover girl of the Divas 2002 magazine being sold exclusively at Fan Axxess and at this Sunday's WrestleMania X8.
It will be available to the rest of you jabronies on April 3.
"I'm very excited. The photo shoot was great. We did it in the Bahamas," Stratus said.
"Being on the cover, I kinda feel I'm representing a great group of women -- the WWF Divas," the ever-smiling Etobicoke native crooned. "We are a compilation of intelligent, unique and interesting women."
"I'm really excited because it is really HOT."
What an understatement from the WWF wrestler who only splashed onto the scene in the last five years.
Whether Trish comes out on top in her three-way dance with Jazz and Lita at WrestleMania X8 for the Women's Championship remains to be seen.
But she has one promise for her fans: "Stratusfaction is Guaranteed."